By Carl Papa Palmer

WYSIWYG – What you see is what you get

FYI, WTF is not where’s the fire,
IIRC. (if I remember correctly)
BTW, IANAL. (I am not a lawyer)
IOW, IMAn00b. (a clueless newbie)

A MOTOS (member of the opposite sex)
said, OMG, Dad, (when I replied with a ?)
LOL, RTFM. (read the flipping manual)
FWIW, (for what it’s worth)
I’ve BTDT (been there done that) a lot.

OTOH, (on the other hand)
In RL (real life) whatever that is,
I get the ROFLMAO reply a lot, too.
Though now I know what it means,
I have yet to have ever seen it done.